Reader mendo earned himself an honorary Chateau post with this gem of a comment in which he explains his “beauty-boning correlation” categories of varying intimacy.
Reminds me of a recent categorization I’ve been developing in regards to rating a women’s face.
Beautiful–making out whilst boning her
Pretty–looking at her whilst boning
Okay–looking at the boning
It’s hardcore cuz it’s true.
Okay-looking chicks get the “straight to doggy style” treatment and a denouement hastened by staring intently at the insertion point. Pretty chicks get missionary and eye contact, and a perfunctory effort to engage the cum-stumping kegels. Beautiful babes get a marathon