BART Sharts On Crime Victims

An Orwellian story coming out of the Left Coast illustrates just how deranged and malevolent San Fran shitlibs have become trying to maintain their allegiance to the Equalism Narrative in the face of meaty intrusions by race reality.
BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) Withholding Surveillance Videos of Crime to Avoid ‘Stereotypes’
In the last three months, there have been at least three robberies on BART involving groups of teenagers.
“I think people are genuinely concerned — they are fearful about the stories that have come out about the recent attacks, the assaults, the thefts,” said Debora Allen, who

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Gay Men Kissing Disgusts Straight Men, News At 11

¡SCIENCE! dropped two beautifully ugly truths this week that the Gaystream Media will never cover because their libshit audience craving dopamine hits of pretty lies would abandon them:

Fat women have an increased chance of delivering malformed babies
Straight men are as disgusted by two men kissing as they are by the sight of squirming maggots

That second study is sure to outrage all the right creeple. The sight of gay PDA — PDGay — is as disgusting to straight men as is the sight of maggots.
In heterosexual men, pictures of rotting flesh, maggots and spoiled food induce

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Jordan Peterson On Female Hypergamy

I’m convinced Jordan Peterson, perhaps Canada’s only shitlord worthy of the appellation, is a long-time reader of the Chateau. Watch this video of him discussing the reality of female hypergamy (a topic covered extensively at this blog) and its influence on the dating market and you’ll see why I think that he’s been a guest at the Chateau under a pseudonym.

1:26 — “human females engage in hypergamy…women mate across and up dominance hierarchies, men mate across and down”
1:49 — “the socioeconomic status of a woman determines almost zero of her attractiveness [to] a man, whereas

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The Great Men On Racial Envy

Joe Sobran, a journalist of integrity and fearlessness before the occupation became utterly discredited by venal leftoids, on racial envy of Whites:

And yet we in the West (hi, single white women!) are inviting into our homelands millions of nonWhites with burning, searing racial envy in their hearts, to live as our neighbors in name only, waiting, waiting for the day when their numbers are sufficient that they feel empowered to release their envious hate in an orgy of vengeful bloodletting.
Bad move.
An irony of the ugliest truths is that remembering and accepting them will best preserve

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Chicks Dig Criminals: The Study

This study was published in 2014, so maybe it’s already been discussed at the Chateau, but if it hasn’t this post will rectify that oversight. (If it has, it’s worth revisiting.)
Criminal offending as part of an alternative reproductive strategy: investigating evolutionary hypotheses using Swedish total population data
Criminality is highly costly to victims and their relatives, but often also to offenders. From an evolutionary viewpoint, criminal behavior may persist despite adverse consequences by providing offenders with fitness benefits as part of a successful alternative mating strategy. Specifically, criminal behavior may have evolved as a reproductive strategy

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Corpulence And Consequences, Part Two

A fat chick was fat-shamed on the internet, but a national scandal was avoided when her boyfriend defended her honor and in return thousands of social media Likes fell upon the lovebirds like high glycemic index manna from heaven.
Boyfriend Restores Faith In Humanity With His Response To Someone Calling His Girlfriend “Fat”
HIS RESPONSE RESTORED FAITH IN HUMANITY
HIS RESPONSE REVIVED HUMAN BEASTS
HIS RESPONSE REVVED MANATEE TITTIES
HIS RESPONSE RUBBED HOS WITH CLIT-WILLIES
HIS NARCOTIC WORD ROD TROD HALF-WIT BLOBS WITH BROKEN HEARTS
Whenever you read a formulation of “just wait until you read his response”, slip into your biohazard

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Come clean with dirty talk

“You know I call you, I call you on the telephone
I’m only hopin’ that you’re home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I’ve gotta hear you
Cause baby we’ll be…
Talk dirty to me!”
Poison
 
Talking dirty may be still considered somewhat taboo, but so what? It’s so fun! Dirty talk doesn’t just have to be a substitute for physical intimacy, in fact It’s an art all by itself.
Getting to a level of erotic intimacy on the phone is a delicious way to get to know someone on a deeper level and for

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Trump The Ironclad Chad

The Trumpinator retweeted a gif lovingly prepared by a Redditer, of Trump administering Stone Cold Steve Austin’s Stunner finishing move on FraudNewsNetwork (neé CNN).

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN pic.twitter.com/WYUnHjjUjg
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017

Glorious.
The usual hypocritical pansy shitlibs have their manties in a twist, squealing and moaning in pain about Trump acting “unpresidential”, I suppose conveniently forgetting Gay Mulatto’s history of trash-naggering flyovers and their years spent defending Bill Clinton from prudes when he made a cigar humidor out of an intern’s kosher kunt.
We are witnessing the implosion and destruction of the leftoid inbred nerdo Gaystream

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Kiss Cam Game (Or: How To Pass The Jumbotron Test)

Now this is how you own the Kiss Cam. Pay attention at the 0:07 mark when he kisses his “girl”.

Abundance mindset level=1000. Watch his girl freak the fuck out! pic.twitter.com/SqeeP4DQu7
— GotPickup? Gary PUA (@gotpickup) June 29, 2017

I laughed. She did too. That’s how you keep a girl hooked on you for the duration.

defy her expectations
be a charming jerkboy
don’t be a boring beta

How does Beer Man compare to the previous Jumbotron master Ice Cream Alpha featured here on this blog?
It’s interesting to compare the two, because there’s a lot going on that’s similar but also differs,

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