This is a great response to a chick’s IHAB. Via Jimi2x,
IHAB game by the Joker (jack nicholson) in the first Batman:
Joker: Stop the press…who’s that?
Bob: Thats Vicki Vale boss..shes a reporter..shes dating Bruce Wayne.
Joker: Shes about to trade up.
Good stuff. I’d call this Mischievous Jerkboy Game. It’s not mean, it’s supremely self-congratulatory. It assumes the sale (she’s more likely to buy if she thinks she already made her mind up to buy).
If a girl is alone in your living room at midnight and she tells you she has a boyfriend, you say with a deadpan